potterpenguin: iheartguard: I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. Gena… IT’S BACK This was amazing. I snorted a little.
Its hot enough to wear shorts yet cool enough that I dont have to shave.
grimybear: behind every successful man is hundreds of years of privilege
niknumber3: people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant says a lot
homicidalwhispers: mattyjaybee: i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me I had to scroll back up to reblog this because this post spoke to me on an emotional level
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my name will probably be mispronounced at my own funeral
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
dimmitutto: sweetmoonbeam17: 1. He dances like this at parties 2. He can do this with his face 3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass 4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot 5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general classy as fuck 6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF,...
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.
b-udi: forrrrrrever-young: stateofgraces: georgeshelleys: iwasthomasriddle: maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger i don’t get it u r not a true wildcat ur head is not in the game we r not all in this together
Shower. Finish outline. Skype. Drink. AWW YEAH FIRST FRIDAY ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING SO EXCITED ALMOST A COLLEGE SENIOR HECK YUZZZZZZZZZZ
fiercezucchini: those feelings when you want a relationship but you don’t but you do but you don’t
allmymetaphors: whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
shercocklocked: vardaesque: 420stuck: when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB someone just dropped the laminated bass
In College there is no assigned seating
But there is a unwritten rule if im sitting in the same spot for 2 months, dont be a fuckboy and sit there.
erisedbadger: thexsecretxlife: bakerstbarricadebabe: erisedbadger: When you feel bad about your procrastination, remember that Harry had 3 months to figure out the golden egg clue and he waited until the like night before to do it. At least you’re not gonna die for not doing your homework. Oh my god this is the most encouraging thing I’ve ever read in my life im sorry, but did you just...
JUST LEARNED HOW TO REMOTELY PRINT DIRECTLY FROM MY LAP TOP TO CAMPUS PRINTING STATIONS. SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
friendlyangryfeminist: feminism and women’s rights don’t matter unless you can provide an extended bibliography as to how it helps men too this is because men are even more people than women so a woman’s movement needs to focus on men